键盘侠|这是哈登第三搞笑的离队方式！骑士还搭次轮&加兰伤得不轻

据名记Shams报道，詹姆斯·哈登被快船交易至骑士，加兰则被送至洛杉矶！

具体交易结果👇

⚔️骑士：得到哈登

🚢快船：得到加兰、骑士2026年的次轮签

[–]WarriorsTouchdownRaiden 6246 points an hour ago

Harden in a Cavs jersey is going to look so weird

勇士球迷：哈登穿骑士球衣看着肯定特违和。

[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 1322 points an hour ago

Yeah I can’t even picture it really

骑士球迷：是啊，我甚至都脑补不出来那画面。

[–]CavaliersCD23tol 557 points an hour ago

Right there with other iconic Cavs guards like D-Rose and Wade

骑士球迷：就跟其他骑士传奇后卫德里克·罗斯和韦德一样违和。

[–]Lakerslukewwilson 200 points an hour ago

Dean wade is a stud though

湖人球迷：迪恩·韦德可是个猛男啊。（注：玩韦德名字梗）

[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 2420 points 1 hour ago

Gonna make our game against the Clippers tomorrow awkward

骑士球迷：这下我们要打快船的比赛可就尴尬了。

[–]LakersKingDavid920 243 points 1 hour ago

Who’s home? either way. Gotta put those Media people to work. Get those video packages ready

湖人球迷：谁主场？不管怎样，媒体人要有活儿干了。把那些致敬视频准备好。

[–]indreams159 415 points 1 hour ago

he won't play

球迷：他不会打的。

[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 571 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but like vibes

骑士球迷：是不打，主要看个氛围。

[–]Celticsjohnyg13nb 2653 points 1 hour ago

RIP to the Unction.

凯尔特人球迷：为“大爷帮”默哀。（注：快船因球员年龄大被称为Uncs/大爷）

[–]Clippersasparagusinhaler 1027 points 1 hour ago

We still old as fuck don’t worry

快船球迷：别担心，我们还是老得掉渣。

[–]FallenCrownz 533 points an hour ago

lowkey, getting a 26 year old ex all star for a 36 year old all star is a hell of a pull, despite how sad clippers fan must be right now. shout out to Harden for also basically saving the league too lol

球迷：低调点说，用一个36岁的全明星换来一个26岁的前全明星，这操作简直赚翻了，尽管快船球迷现在可能很伤心。致敬哈登，他这波基本上算是拯救了联盟哈哈。

[–]CavaliersRulersBack 248 points an hour ago

If Garland stays healthy they win this quite easily but I get it from the Cavs. Win right now and it's worth losing the trade long term

骑士球迷：如果加兰保持健康，这交易快船稳赚。但我理解球队的想法。为了赢在当下，哪怕长期来看亏了也值得。

[–]FallenCrownz 264 points an hour ago

Cavs getting a healthy 25/8/5 guy to replace their injured 20/6/2 guy is also really the best you could have asked for considering how hard capped yall are. And if Harden doesn't open up Mobleys game than nobody will lol

球迷：骑士用一个健康的25+8+5的球员换掉了一个受伤的20+6+2的球员，考虑到你们的硬工资帽限制，这已经是能求到的最好结果了。而且如果哈登都带不动莫布里，那真没人能带得动了哈哈。

[–][LAC] James HardenCloudySkies64 964 points 1 hour ago

Off we go. Yes I said we

哈登球迷：我们要起飞咯。没错，我用的是“我们”。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeAashyLarry 261 points 1 hour ago

How will the Clippers artist react to this?

韦德球迷：那个画快船漫画的艺术家会作何反应？

[–]NetsGoosedukee 1326 points 1 hour ago

STRAIGHT UP????

篮网球迷：直接换？？？？

[–]jewllybeenz 689 points 1 hour ago

Yeah with a 2nd, that’s crazy

球迷：还搭了个次轮，太疯狂了。

[–]Knicksmikesh8rp 337 points 1 hour ago

There was a couple Cavs fans swearing there was no way Cleveland is the one giving up draft picks. Wonder if this means Garland’s injuries are even worse than what’s publicly known.

尼克斯球迷：之前还有几个骑士球迷信誓旦旦地说骑士绝对不会出选秀权。不知道这是不是意味着加兰的伤病比公开报道的还要严重。

[–]Heatcleo22270 226 points 1 hour ago

Lmao these photoshopped jerseys in the tweet are killing me

热火球迷：笑死，推文里这些P图要把我整神了。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeAashyLarry 680 points 1 hour ago

F5 SEASON IS HERE

韦德球迷：F5（刷新）赛季到了！

[–]76erssportsfan113 398 points 1 hour ago

Harden in a Cavs uniform is going to take some getting used to.

76人球迷：哈登穿骑士球衣还是得适应一下。

[–]Kingsthrownaway22_ 600 points 1 hour ago*

LMAOOOOO

国王球迷：笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]Kingsjluc21 363 points 1 hour ago*

Keon ellis and Dennis Schroeder with Harden now crazy what a few days can change lol

国王球迷：现在基恩·埃利斯、施罗德和哈登一队了，几天时间变化真大啊哈哈。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 290 points an hour ago

Damn they actually did it

英格拉姆球迷：我去，他们真这么干了。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 207 points an hour ago

James really is a contractor. A true mercenary

罗斯球迷：詹姆斯（哈登）真是个包工头。纯雇佣兵啊。

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 381 points an hour ago

BANGGGG

湖人球迷：重磅！

[–]KnicksTheKnicksMakeMeDrink 273 points 1 hour ago

Where will Harden’s next destination be? My money’s on Portland in 2 years

尼克斯球迷：哈登下一站是哪？我赌两年后去波特兰。

[–]MagicAeronova20 425 points 1 hour ago

SECOND FUNNIEST HARDEN EXIT OF ALL TIME EVERYONE GET IN HERE

魔术球迷：这是哈登史上第二搞笑的离队方式。大家都进来看啊！

[–]BucksColorapt0r 242 points 1 hour ago

Fat suit Daryl Morey This can be 3 tho

雄鹿球迷：胖子战衣、莫雷是骗子。这个大概能排第三吧。

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 275 points 1 hour ago

This doesn’t even come close to the China outburst and fat suit

凯尔特人球迷：这跟中国行喷莫雷和穿胖子战衣比起来差远了好吧。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron